Now's As Good A Time As Any

The quote is:

“Avoid humorless people—and do not marry one, for God’s sake.”

— Garrison Keillor

Before long, cell phones won’t have phone numbers anymore. You’ll refer to them by screen names, like IM. Then if you have to reach a cell phone from a landline, you’d dial an access number and enter the screen name on the keypad or use voice recognition.

Do you think it’s appropriate to say that something is a “blessing” if you don’t believe there is a “blesser”?

July was a really good month for me. Let’s go August! Be good too!

Why do people who drive 90 mph on the highway stop at red lights? Why not go all the way if you’re going to be a dangerous jerk?

Pickup lines for girls!

Boo!В  Boo, I say!

• 1L
• “Havin’ a bad time”
• 50 Cent sucks
• Ogling statute
• Pillow-chucking snoozemaster

Oh well.

Moritz graduation is at 1 PM on a school day. Oh well.

I just got a visit to my blog from mofo.com…hehehe…turns out to be a legitimate business. A law firm, in fact.

I’m on an Internet kiosk at DFW, and I just bought four minutes of Internet time at $.25 per minute…I’m racing to post before my time is up! Two minutes left! So, uh, I’m in Dallas annd leave for Buenos Aires at 7:35 PM local time. I’m trying to walk around the airport and wear myself out so I’ll sleep on the plane.

56 seconds left! Better allow time to submit the post!

…where I get to a computer lab with a bunch of unstructured time ahead of me, and I have to wonder how I’m going to be able to stay awake for seven hours.

Novel’s at 2,237 words, and should be increasing very soon.

Novel-ty. Novelty. Ha ha. Whateva.

Aw man…it’s almost midnight…how do I get sucked into these big sports stories that don’t materialize? Houston was supposed to win the pennant tonight, at home. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: fake sports. That’s where it’s at.