When I started driving from my apartment to here, there was a huge grasshopper on my hood. I figured once I started moving, it would hop off or get blown off, but it kept hanging on, sliding back to the gap by my windshield wipers once I got up to 35 mph. Then I figured once I got on the highway, it would be history. But it was actually trying to climb back up onto the hood at 65 mph! That’s perseverance! Eventually it gave up on that and took shelter from the wind near the left wiper motor. It looked like it was going to catch a lift all the way to OSU and mess up the whole ecosystem! But I lost track of it somewhere between Bethel and Ackerman on Route 315.